KEN ALSTAD QUOTES III

American author

Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.

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Savvy Sayin's

Tags: intelligence


Don't build the gate till you've built the corral.

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Savvy Sayin's


Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.

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Savvy Sayin's

Tags: lawyers


When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.

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A toothless dog chews careful.

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Men and barbed wire have their good points.

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Tags: men


Some men never reach a marriageable age.

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Tags: marriage


A cowchip is paradise for a fly.

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Tags: paradise


A dead man's shroud has no pockets.

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Tags: death


A man who tells you he's no fool has his suspicions.

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A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.

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Tags: luck


A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.

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Kiddin' some folks is like kickin' a loaded polecat.

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Sweat is a waste of whiskey.

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It's hard to put a foot in a shut mouth.

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Tags: silence


Lonesome makes friends of strangers.

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Tags: loneliness


If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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You're bound to succeed if you have ignorance and confidence.

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Tags: success


Men honor men who honor their fellow men.

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Tags: honor


Laugh when you borrow and you'll cry when you pay.

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Tags: borrowing