BEARD QUOTES III

quotations about beards

Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Troilus and Cressida


If certain beards are archetypal (like Santa or Satan), then what are all of us modern guys saying with our hairy Rorschachs, and why now? Is it rebellion, conformity, or a half-hearted compromise between the two? Do women like beards? Did they ever? What's the post-modern, post-feminist meaning of facial hair?

ALLAN PETERKIN

One Thousand Beards: A Cultural History of Facial Hair


This beard is like a winter night, long, dark, and cold.

GEORGE LAMB

New Arabian Nights Entertainments


Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee a beard!

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Twelfth Night


Men for their sins
Have shaving, too, entailed upon their chins--
A daily plague.

LORD BYRON

Don Juan


All the men in my family were born bearded, and most of the women.

W.C. FIELDS

attributed, The English Shaving Co.


If you think that to grow a beard is to acquire wisdom, a goat is at once a complete Plato.

LUCIAN

Greek Anthology


He was letting his hair grow, and it was only because Nature is unkind and has no regard for the immortal longings of youth that he did not attempt a beard.

W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM

Of Human Bondage


It's a little tragic, it's a little weird
ZZ Top are prisoners of their beards
Imagine them weightless in outerspace
Beards and shades flyin' all over the place

CHRISTINE LAVIN

"Prisoners of Their Hairdos"


And slight Sir Robert with his watery smile
And educated whisker.

ALFRED LORD TENNYSON

Edwin Morris


Thy face is valanced since I saw thee last;
comest thou to beard me?

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Hamlet


There was an old man with a beard,
Who said: "It is just as I feared--
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren
Have all built their nests in my beard.

EDWARD LEAR

Book of Nonsense


You should grow a beard
A beard to tell a thousand stories never told before
A beard to tell you tales, whilst the fireplace roars

THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH

"Have Fun"


My beard wants to know if you would like a comfortable place to sit down?

VICTORIA DENAULT

Slammed


You call it facial hair. I call it awesomeness escaping through my face.

ANONYMOUS


His beard is like the thistle of the pastures, when the northwind whistleth on the hills. Ewen hath mowed it with his cutlass, as the wildgoat goat croppeth the flower.

JAMES MACPHERSON

The Fingal of Ossian


A beard creates lice, not brains.

AMMIANUS

epigram


There is something about a man with a beard I cannot stand. No particular reason for it. Prejudice, I suppose. I feel the same way about cats.

CHARLES WILLEFORD

Pick-Up


Small show of man was yet upon his chin;
His phoenix down began but to appear.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

A Lover's Complaint


Moustache, no
Sideburns, no
Goatee, maybe
Beard, beard

PSYCHOSTICK

"Obey the Beard"