CHRISTMAS QUOTES III
quotations about Christmas
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
JANET EVANOVICH
Visions of Sugar Plums
What is Christmas? It is tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future. It is a fervent wish that every cup may overflow with blessings rich and eternal, and that every path may lead to peace.
AGNES M. PHARO
attributed, Lessons of Christmas
Part of my passion for all things Christmas is seeing my holiday stuff again every December. I suppose I do have more than most folks, so the reunion each winter keeps me in the holiday spirit for a full year. And there are always a few pieces out in my house whatever the month.
MARY ENGELBREIT
Christmas with Mary Engelbreit
Come on, Dad. If TV has taught me anything, it's that miracles always happen to poor kids at Christmas. It happened to Tiny Tim, it happened to Charlie Brown, it happened to The Smurfs, and it's gonna happen to us.
BART SIMPSON
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", The Simpsons
One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly.
ANDY ROONEY
Men's Health, Dec. 2006
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
MARY ELLEN CHASE
attributed, Believe: A Christmas Treasury
The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart. We sightless children had the best of eyes that day in our hearts and in our finger-tips.
HELEN KELLER
Out of the Dark
Let it be a small branch of holly, or a sprig of mistletoe, or a bit of evergreen--whatever the decoration may be, the home will seem the brighter and better for it. And so will the dinner be enjoyed the more heartily if the table be decked with fruits and flowers. For the dinner, like all Christmas dinners, is soon over, but the remembrance of the scene will remain with us for many a day.
LEE JAMES
"Holiday Decorations,", The Junior Munsey
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
GEORGE CARLIN
stand-up routine
Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn’t use tracking numbers and doesn’t use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag.
CRAIG FERGUSON
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, Dec. 12, 2011
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
IRVING BERLIN
White Christmas
For many people, Christmas is about the grand gesture -- spending days and nights in frenzied cooking and decorating, enduring crowds to buy piles of gifts, and attending to a calendar chock-full of obligations. The funny thing is, at the end of all the huzzah and hurrah, many of us are exhausted rather than exhilarated.
DONATA MAGGIPINTO
Christmas Family Gatherings
Let Christmas not become a thing Merely of merchant's trafficking,
Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath
And surface pleasure, but beneath
The childish glamour, let us find
Nourishment for heart and mind.
Let us follow kinder ways
Through our teeming human maze,
And help the age of peace to come.
MADELINE MORSE
attributed, All About Christmas
Christmas is ... a time to mark our progress through this earthly journey. Every December we can look back and marvel at the designs of God and realize how very little we are in control of the events that shaped the past year. Then, with hearts full, look to the celebration of that silent, holy night, and all its certainty. Because of Christmas, this we know: Christ was born for us. He is love, and the plans he has for us always surpass those of our own.
KAREN KINGSBURY
A Treasury of Christmas Miracles
There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
BILL MCKIBBEN
Hundred Dollar Holiday
At Christmas play and make good cheer,
For Christmas comes but once a year.
THOMAS TUSSER
The Farmer's Daily Diet
Much of the beauty of Christmas lies in its challenge to look further, deeper, until we find its secret in the heart of God. But we never find that unless we look beyond the presents under the tree.
DALE EVANS
A Happy Trails Christmas
Remember
This December,
That love weighs more than gold!
JOSEPHINE DASKAM BACON
"Spugs"
The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas.
W. C. JONES
The Joy of Brightening Other Lives
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.
GARRISON KEILLOR
Leaving Home