SEX QUOTES IX

quotations about sex

Good sex is an all-day affair. You can't treat your wife like a servant and expect her to be eager to sleep with you at night. Your wife's sexual responsiveness will be determined by how willingly you help out with the dishes, the kids' homework, or that leaky faucet that drips throughout the night.

KEVIN LEMAN

Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage


We demand that sex speak the truth ... and we demand that it tell us our truth, or rather, the deeply buried truth of that truth about ourselves which we think we possess in our immediate consciousness.

MICHEL FOUCAULT

The History of Sexuality

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Sex and hypocrisy. They go together like coffee and cream.

PAOLO BACIGALUPI

The Windup Girl

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Research has proven that we burn 3.6 calories per minute during sex -- more than during a brisk walk.

RICHARD JONES

"Six reasons why sex is the best exercise (apart from the obvious)", The Telegraph, August 30, 2017


The only surefire way to spot a floundering couple is to count the number times per week they have sex. Yes, OK, this is all very male gaze and whatever. But really think back over your own relationship history. Didn't the breakups, mostly, coincide with a prolonged dry spell? Remember all those times you've counselled friends, whose love affairs have entered a tailspin? Isn't hearing them blub "we barely even have sex anymore" so commonplace it's basically a trope? Even if you're happily hooked-up, don't you find the frequency of petty bickering is inversely proportional to the quantity of humping?

ANDY HILL

"Your relationship is failing because you don't put out enough", Metro, September 9, 2017


Every virtuous woman desires a husband to whom she can look for guidance and protection through this world. God has placed this desire in woman's nature. It should be respected by the stronger sex. Any man who takes advantage of this, and humbles a daughter of Eve to rob her of her virtue, and cast her off dishonored and defiled, is her destroyer, and is responsible to God for the deed.

BRIGHAM YOUNG

Journal of Discourses

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The only sea I saw
Was the seesaw sea
With you riding on it.
Lie down, lie easy.
Let me shipwreck in your thighs.

DYLAN THOMAS

Under Milk Wood


Musical beds is the faculty sport around here.

EDWARD ALBEE

Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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Seen through the glow of a building orgasm, a woman seems to blaze with angelic glory.

LARRY NIVEN

Ringworld

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When sex is readily available, it becomes far less of an issue. The anxiety of deprivation is gone, the dread of making excuses is gone; the guilt of withholding is gone. Talk about a great way to improve your relationship without talking!

PATRICIA LOVE

How to Improve Your Marriage Without Talking About It

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Multi-tasking during sex should not be an option.

BRUCE Y. LEE

"Why Women Are Losing Interest In Sex After A Year", Forbes, September 16, 2017


Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.

CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Notes of a Dirty Old Man


Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

attributed, Quote Unquote: A Handbook of Quotations

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Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

ANATOLE FRANCE

Heretic's Handbook of Quotations

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If you don't encourage healthy sexual expression in public, you get unhealthy sexual expression in private. If you attempt to suppress sex in books, magazines, movies and even everyday conversation, you aren't helping to make sex more private, just more hidden. You're keeping sex in the dark. What we've tried to do is turn on the lights.

HUGH HEFNER

Playboy, January 1974

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Sex is not a service to be delivered, it's one part of a much bigger picture. There's a lot that needs to be attended to for lovemaking to stay alive and pleasurable.

ROBYN SALISBURY

"Dear Mrs Salisbury: My wife doesn't want to have sex", Stuff, September 17, 2017


Lovemaking seems all too absurd when described.

DAN SIMMONS

The Rise of Endymion

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My springs is getting rusty, sleeping single like I do.

JAMES BALDWIN

Another Country

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I think it's a major epidemic in women, faking orgasms. So many women in this world feel like they are put on this planet to please men, that they have to fake, and they never worry about their own pleasure.

JENNA JAMESON

interview, May 17, 2007


I admit I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

PHYLLIS DILLER

attributed, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes