SHOPPING QUOTES
quotations about shopping
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.
WILL ROGERS
attributed, The Great Entertainers
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line.
ANN LANDERS
attributed, Quotable Business
Take all your problems
And rip 'em apart
Oh oh oh
Carry them off
In a shopping cart
THE WHITE STRIPES
"Little Acorns"
If shopping doesn't make you happy, then you're in the wrong shop.
ANONYMOUS
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.
ERMA BOMBECK
attributed, Women Know Everything!
For some, shopping is an art; for others, it's a sport. It can be a vice and it can be a cause. Some love it. Some hate it. Rarely is someone indifferent.
PAMELA KLAFFKE
Spree
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
ANONYMOUS
I've been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.
SALLY POPLIN
attributed, The Biteback Dictionary of Humorous Business Quotations
No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag.
DONITA K. PAUL
One Realm Beyond
On your deathbed, will you wish you'd spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
LOUISE LAGUE
The Working Mom's Book of Hints, Tips, and Everyday Wisdom
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can exchange it for something you really like.
ADRIENNE GUSOFF
attributed, Lipshtick
Three things to remember about shopping are location, location, location.
MELINDA ADAMS
The Shopping Concierge Las Vegas
Shopping is cheaper than therapy.
ANONYMOUS
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
CYNTHIA NELMS
attributed, Consumer Behavior: Women and Shopping
There's a brand new shopping center, seven stories high
There's bound to be a sale or two; something we can buy
There's four floors of parking, and we're sure to find a space
We'll spend all the money that the government doesn't take
WARREN ZEVON
"Down In the Mall"
Men go shopping just as men go out fishing or hunting, to see how large a fish may be caught with the smallest hook.
HENRY WARD BEECHER
Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit
The thing about shopping is that you never know exactly what you are going to find. A shopping experience can be filled with joyous surprises or unexpected pitfalls. No matter how hard you try, you cannot plan every detail of a shopping trip, and you never know exactly how it will end up.
AMANDA FORD
Retail Therapy
I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum.
RITA RUDNER
official website
The world of retail shopping is undergoing a veritable sea-change. The impact of the online retail giants, including Amazon, Wal-Mart and others, has dramatically altered the consumer shopping practice and method. Many shopping malls -- especially smaller regional suburban centers -- are closing or in best-case scenario, reinventing their retail space to become centers of dining and entertainment as well.
B. W. COOK
"The Crowd: Fashion Island toasts 50 years with a look back in time", Los Angeles Times, August 10, 2017
I don't shop very well.... I just see what I need and get it.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER
Shiver