WIT QUOTES II

quotations about wit

Wit is usually thought rude by its victims.

GARY TAYLOR

Moment by Moment by Shakespeare


We take life too seriously: the office of wit is to correct this tendency.

CHRISTIAN NESTELL BOVEE

Intuitions and Summaries of Thought


He depended on his mother wit to get him out of any scrape his father ignorance got him into.

STRICKLAND GILLILAN

attributed, 20,000 Quips & Quotes


Every witticism is an inexact thought; that which is perfectly true is imperfectly witty.

WALTER SAVAGE LANDOR

Imaginary Conversations of Greeks and Romans

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Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

J. K. ROWLING

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

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We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.

JEAN PETIT

attributed, Day's Collacon


The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

EDWARD ABBEY

A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

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Brevity is the soul of wit.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Hamlet

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Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

COLLEY CIBBER

attributed, Encyclopædia of Quotations

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True Wit is Nature to advantage dress'd
What oft was thought, but ne'er so well express'd.

ALEXANDER POPE

An Essay on Criticism

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The wittiest man is one who says a good thing, and appears not to know it.

JOHN VAN BUREN

attributed, Day's Collacon


The effect of wit is sometimes so sudden that it almost amounts to a concussion, and most generally excites a disposition to laughter.

HORACE PETERS BIDDLE

A Few Poems


Some of the wit is clumsy and coarse. But sometimes it takes a blunt instrument to make a point.

DAVID PARKINSON

"Catfight Review", Empire Online, March 10, 2017


Make the doors upon a woman's wit and it will out at the casement; shut that and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

As You Like It


I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Henry IV, Part II


Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

The Little Gypsy

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A man of remarkable genius may afford to pass by a piece of wit, if it happen to border on abuse. A little genius is obliged to catch at every witticism indiscriminately.

WILLIAM SHENSTONE

Essays on Men and Manners


Wit gives an edge to sense, and recommends it extremely.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude


When you have wit of your own, it's a pleasure to credit other people for theirs.

CRISS JAMI

Killosophy


Those who object to wit are envious of it.

WILLIAM HAZLITT

Characteristics: in the manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims

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