Nothing heals a heavy heart better than a heavy shopping bag.
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
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Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.
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Beauty is when your outside intrigues people and your inside makes them stay.
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Tomorrow is promised to no one.
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The money's no better in retirement, but the hours are!
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So making guns illegal will take them off the street? We should make heroine and meth illegal too!
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No matter how far wrong you've gone, you can always turn around.
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You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
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If God didn't forgive sinners, Heaven would be empty.
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Don't judge the quality of the gasoline by the filling station attendant.
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You can't force someone to respect you. But you can refuse to be disrespected.
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Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
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The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.
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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.
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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.
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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
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If shopping doesn't make you happy, then you're in the wrong shop.
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I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!
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When hell freezes over, I'll play hockey there too.
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