Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol and a serious dislike for stupid people. But not lemons.
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Good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go to Vegas.
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We'll be friends until we're old and senile, then we'll be new friends.
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
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Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.
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You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.
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Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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I'm not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.
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If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons.
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Never try to destroy someone else's life with a lie when yours can be destroyed with the truth.
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I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.
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Don't worry about people who don't worry about you.
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Those who wish to sing, always find a song.
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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.
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We all dream of far away.
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All you need is love. And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.
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It's a slow process, but quitting won't speed it up.
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Beware the hobby that eats.
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