ANONYMOUS QUOTES V

We lose ourselves in books. We find ourselves there too.

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Tags: books


Reputation is made in a moment. Character is built in a lifetime.

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Tags: character


My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.

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Tags: hobbies


Life has never given me lemons. It has given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol and a serious dislike for stupid people. But not lemons.

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Tags: humorous quotes


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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Morning sex: proven to be more effective than coffee.

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Tags: sex quotes


If hindsight of some women was as good as their foresight, they wouldn't be wearing slacks.

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I'm a nervous flyer, and it doesn't make it any easier when I get to the airport and see the sign TERMINAL.

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Tags: aviation


Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.

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Tags: reading


You'll never find a rainbow if you're staring at your feet.

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Tags: pessimism


Sometimes when you think the storm is coming to rain on your parade, it's actually there to water your garden.

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Tags: rain, gardens


Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Tags: funny quotes


If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.

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Tags: guns


I'm not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish the next chapter.

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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.

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Tags: anger


Your body is a temple, but how long can you live in the same house before you redecorate.

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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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Tags: haste


Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

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Tags: hockey


A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

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Tags: teenagers