Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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Counting other people's sins does not make you a saint.
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My alarm tells me you're in my house. My gun tells me not for long.
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Tact carries a bunch of curiously-fashioned keys, that open all kinds of doors.
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The British Harbinger, April 1, 1870
Adventures are for the adventurous.
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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
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During sex it's perfectly fine to say "YEAH", "YES", and "OH YES", but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming "YEP"?
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The wages of sin are unreported.
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Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
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Sincerity is not to say everything you think but to mean everything you say.
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Make your passion your paycheck.
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The people who succeed the most are the people who have failed the most, because they are people who have tried the most.
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Online shopping: because it's frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweatpants and a glass of wine.
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To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Silence is true wisdom's reply.
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A moment of patience in a moment of anger saves a thousand moments of regret.
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Girls want attention. Women want respect.
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